Me sizing up my last braincell before it dies
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Mar 06, 2026
when the email says mandatory and means zoom recording, no attendance
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Baby out here with Unc Status, owning the beach!
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Dodge Gym kissing our patience goodbye, one machine at a time.
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pretending it’s all good while the background is pure concern
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i watched them leave the bathroom, skip the sink, and i will never emotionally recover from this.
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Columbia email: 'Not our problem,' delivered with peak apathy
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When the tuition bill drops. My entire existence:
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straight up slayed for what just to graze the embarrassing pile
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'HUNNY' pot is like finding room at JJ's during orientation.
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me acting like i moved on but still searching his tweets for indirects about me
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watching dogs actually have goals while mine is return a library book on time reminds me im cooked
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