You’re out here taking life advice from a cat that thinks grooming is a full-time job.
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Apr 25, 2025
Winking at the barista hoping for free coffee.
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When you try to be the main character but the flames steal your vibe.
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thinking sides cost extra until the lunch special includes rice and a side
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international students outside butler watching americans try to parallel park like it’s a spectator sport
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how i feel using my last braincell at therapy
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texted three people that paragraph for nothing. ah mortality
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felt like i confessed my whole lore just to get ghosted after
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picking dinner like should i eat or just let it ride out
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Living rent-free in the mystic land of Drunken Failure
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Quick cry, then fake smile and YES I’ll eat this junk
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Reece out here glazing himself like he’s the lion of Low Library.
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