Facing the Ferris brunch line like battling a Core Exam week.
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Sep 18, 2025
My spell slots for the night are limited, but these Coors Light are a potent elixir.
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you after finding an open treadmill for once
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tell me you misunderstood the assignment without telling me
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Cozy enough to skip Bacchanal, just like the Hamilton elevator.
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We should collaborate on underachieving, you're inspiring.(The joke flips praise into polite despair, which lands as affectionate sarcasm. It ties to the image by leaning on the subject's resigned, low-effort vibe.)
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me after Senior Night at Amity bar, discovering the bathroom floor is my new best friend
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body 3 foot tall soul existential up to the ceiling
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Mood: too tired to smile, too hungry to care
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me trying to take a five-minute TikTok break and suddenly it's two hours later and I'm crying laughing at my screen
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Christ checking who's the best roommate like 'who left the dishes?'.
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Bouquets ragebaiting me into thinking she’s already gone.
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