someone def flunked the Columbia roommate quiz again
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Jan 15, 2026
Doggo out here looking like it just got the ick from a squirrel.
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You look like you're debating who snores the loudest in the trenches.
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Bro’s mogging every doll at the toy store, sybau.
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When you check your bank account after weekend plans and cry.
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Golden Ball flex, clutch absent. Penalties still haunt him.
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Looking like I just got out of a tenured waitlist.
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She’s aura farming with this ugly cry, clock it.
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me watching the final round candidate tell the cfo the 'e' in ebitda stands for 'expenses' in front of the board
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Face when I say ‘group project’—pure canon event vibes.
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the confidence of a man who just found the aux cord
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You look like you just realized your entire life is a series of bad decisions.
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