auditioning for surf and turf line captain like it’s broadway
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Jan 11, 2026
when the syllabus's last page says optional and means ten pages, forty percent
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You're like that dog, overthinking life and underdressing it.
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Waitlisted for Core Curriculum like Trump's campaign strategy.
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When your boss said 'casual' but you dress for a job interview
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Ref gets paid minimum wage but still owns this dude.
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table manners? sis i’m literally just surviving
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Lost in Midtown, and tourist just asked for directions.
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every time my stomach grumbles in lecture
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Sisyphus would envy this cat's effortless daily resets.
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Woody locking in to ruin my childhood memories.
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Trying to impress the shampoo bottle audience.
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