He stole liquor and forgot how to adult
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Mar 31, 2026
Trying to figure out why adulting feels like a bad spider bite.
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When you realize avocado toast won't buy a house.
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Realizing NSOP icebreakers were not the peak of college pain
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Hearing your human say 'walk' with no leash in sight.
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Staring into the void, or just the treat jar?
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wonder if their iq combined gets anywhere close to seating capacity
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Expectation: casual snacking. Reality: spoon swinger
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this is not the alliance anyone expected
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Trash can mogged him, he accepted his humiliation
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When your Zoom call ends and you can finally scream.
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This dog’s fit is chopped, even for 1831.
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