Current mood: buffering...
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May 01, 2026
Trying to avoid your ex at the dog park.
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Camus shrugs; the universe is sheepishly indifferent.
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Plato's cave, now in high resolution and better lighting.
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Me trying to decide between sleep and tacos at 2 AM: just a chicken in a world of tacos.
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Gym? I prefer lifting unrealistic expectations.
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Aristotle likely called this moderation between caffeinated extremes
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If overthinking burned calories, I’d be shredded.
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This is probably someone’s idea of happiness.
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Group chat: 'We warned you.' Raccoon: didn't read
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When you realize your dog has a better fashion sense.
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Spotted: another climb ends at Mount Sinai chic.
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