You won't sweat as much at Bacchanal as in Hamilton elevators.
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Sep 25, 2025
me when the prof drops a 40% exam average at Columbia
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that setup screams third semester energy honestly
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When you realize even horses have more energy than you.
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This cat’s mewing for help, but shark bed ain’t listening.
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Melania's outfit is Friday when all laundry machines are broken.
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Swipe right vs. meeting in person... yikes.
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When you realize your coworker just described your entire job as their weekend hobby.
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opened Bank app, Sad Frog popped up as my new balance
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bro, did you just see the AP assignment deadline?
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me and my friend at brunch pretending we didn’t both cry in the bathroom over men who ghosted us
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This day's primary objective has been identified and is currently under review.
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