Nietzsche promised freedom; forgot the wrist restraints addendum.
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May 02, 2026
Art history major's reaction to modern art critiques.
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Dressed for the Met Gala, but stuck at a PTA meeting.
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You try to tell jokes, but the punchline is just you.
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He raises a single hand that could mean hello, halt, or an apology for the state of his coiffure.
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Sisyphus approves — the preparation is the whole point.
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This is what finished looks like in fur form
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When your crush enters the chat and you’re already spiraling.
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CEO material: Resume says ‘Roar,’ references say ‘Help.’
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This ornament’s gooning over its own glow, absolute tweaker vibes.
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Hope your jokes are better than your life choices.
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patrick star is me tryna hammer through columbia registration
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