When life hits you and you're like 'meh'.
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Analysis: playful smirk = negging algorithm; knife = looksmaxxing tool, instantly +900 aura.
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losing it after seeing my grade and pretending it’s light work
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Everything happens for a reason, but not this.
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You double booked your self-esteem and it ghosted you.
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me calling a timeout on my own spiral after stalking his ex’s venmo transactions
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I once tried to explain the EC party rules outside in January and my lips still haven't recovered
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Nietzsche: become what you devour; yes, even ice cream.
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Being a working water fountain at Dodge Gym.
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he’s smiling like he just watched you crashout at office hours
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Trying to look pensive while pondering my next tweet.
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me hearing Polis is just a test bank now
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