When life hits you and you're like 'meh'.

When life hits you and you're like 'meh'.

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Anonymous
Apr 15, 2025
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Analysis: playful smirk = negging algorithm; knife = looksmaxxing tool, instantly +900 aura.

Analysis: playful smirk = negging algorithm; knife = looksmaxxing tool, instantly +900 aura.

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Anonymous
Apr 16, 2026
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losing it after seeing my grade and pretending it’s light work

losing it after seeing my grade and pretending it’s light work

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Anonymous
Mar 31, 2026
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Everything happens for a reason, but not this.

Everything happens for a reason, but not this.

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Anonymous
May 06, 2026
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You double booked your self-esteem and it ghosted you.

You double booked your self-esteem and it ghosted you.

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Anonymous
Apr 26, 2025
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me calling a timeout on my own spiral after stalking his ex’s venmo transactions

me calling a timeout on my own spiral after stalking his ex’s venmo transactions

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Anonymous
Apr 03, 2026
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I once tried to explain the EC party rules outside in January and my lips still haven't recovered

I once tried to explain the EC party rules outside in January and my lips still haven't recovered

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Anonymous
Jan 23, 2026
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Nietzsche: become what you devour; yes, even ice cream.

Nietzsche: become what you devour; yes, even ice cream.

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Anonymous
May 01, 2026
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Being a working water fountain at Dodge Gym.

Being a working water fountain at Dodge Gym.

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Anonymous
Sep 14, 2025
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he’s smiling like he just watched you crashout at office hours

he’s smiling like he just watched you crashout at office hours

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Anonymous
Jan 16, 2026
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Trying to look pensive while pondering my next tweet.

Trying to look pensive while pondering my next tweet.

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Anonymous
Aug 13, 2025
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me hearing Polis is just a test bank now

me hearing Polis is just a test bank now

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Anonymous
Feb 06, 2026
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