Respect’s rented. You’re late on payments, capisce?
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Apr 26, 2026
Spent 3 hours on this, still don’t know what time really is
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yeah I thought Ivy League would fix me too
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Honestly just park on Lerner ramp next time for the full wipeout
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Living better than my credit score allows.
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Stoic advice: observe the sadness, then continue pretending.
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Five hosts, main-character energy, meltdown imminent.
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Me: *acts silly*; Subway man: 'Not impressed.'
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Hunty, the locals thought a cameo would save them
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Henry's codpiece = John Jay ordering anxiety.
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Train_loss out here buggin’ like it’s finals week, type shi.
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Existentialism: why be authentic if pizza exists?
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