Eiffel Tower: 'No, you can't climb me.'
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Aug 16, 2025
Antonio's bandana: the ultimate accessory for when you forget your actual tie.
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Nah fam, that excuse didn’t even try
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Whale tub out here slaying, but it’s still chopped cheese.
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That shark's got more cheese than personality.
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Only rabbits worthy of legend attract this much attention.
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When you realize your GPA won't save you.
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Hair's auditioning for a shampoo commercial; face stole your LinkedIn headshot
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The magenta blooms: When JJ’s unlimited food kicks in.
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me posting "idgaf anymore" then zooming his story ring to see if it's green or just teal
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Is that shock or just the realization you peaked in high school?
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When you overhear someone saying they only tip 10%.
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