freshman at their first NSOP suite pregame like, "so... do we just sit here?"
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Jan 22, 2026
You’re like a smoothie, all potential, no delivery.
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When your subway delay turns into a ukulele sad solo.
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When you realize adulthood is a scam.
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This flower thinks it’s the GOAT of the beach, bro.
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Did your hair just wake up from a 5-year nap?
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When your ex texts you 'I miss us'.
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So apologies are only reserved for frozen federal accounts? Noted.
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Y'all look like you just came from a corporate snack convention.
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That painful dodge walk vibes—no water station updated!
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Demanding snacks at work? You can barely provide for your own appetite.
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Realizing Kid Rock just called the Grammys a 'woke mind virus' and I’m still on the kiddie ride.
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