Two witnesses, one spill — Camus would call it absurd.
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May 01, 2026
That moment you realize you're the only one who thought the dress code was 'forest casual'.
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Dressed for success, but the job is at McDonald's.
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yeah I’m just standing here. for academic reasons
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Pondering the illusion of free will while deciding which thing to knock off next.
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When the protein shake is life, water is death.
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That moment you realize your side hustle is a trap.
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Trying to lift emotional baggage, but it's too heavy.
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That spoon's got more confidence than you on a first date.
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Pretending to care in meetings, but we all know your thoughts are on snacks.
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doraemon looking how i feel every time busser asks if i’m done
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sit down, nobody asked and nobody cares fr
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