My motivation graph definitely looks like this.
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Mar 02, 2026
Kierkegaard would scan the weather for existential drizzle.
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Nice umbrella, wanna borrow my life jacket next time?
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Sisyphus would envy this dog's single-minded snack devotion.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
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Me when my WiFi goes down for 2 whole seconds.
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That ‘he said what’ face you wear rn
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Lock in, bro, Barnard’s watching your meltdown.
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You call that sass? I've seen toddlers do it better.
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"This jacket is my emotional support garment." - Influencer
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That face when your WiFi dies mid-meme scroll
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This is what optimism looks like, apparently.
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