Republican: When you finally win an argument with CNN.
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Aug 06, 2025
Why didn't you wear a jacket? The weather report said cold today.
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Existential bathtub: meaning fleeting, bubbles persistent.
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the group chat has tickets but i don't
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Donald Trump threatening to sue Trevor Noah over a roast.
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Let's unpack documenting moments over experiencing your own present.
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Roasting these cats harder than a Columbia finals week grind.
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Waiting for the new iPhone release like...
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THAT buzzer-beater was pure magic! Purdue survives the chaos!
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Bro, you're the mannequin in a world full of trendsetters.
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when you get called out but still act innocent
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When you realize the ropes have a better social life than you.
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