Plot twist: she's googling how to say "more WiFi" in Chinese.

Plot twist: she's googling how to say "more WiFi" in Chinese.

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Anonymous
Aug 19, 2025
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Syllabus just spawned five expulsions, no refund.

Syllabus just spawned five expulsions, no refund.

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Anonymous
Mar 24, 2026
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Backwards cap, sly look — Socratic irony, but cuter.

Backwards cap, sly look — Socratic irony, but cuter.

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Anonymous
Apr 30, 2026
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When your colleague says they "love Mondays" unironically.

When your colleague says they "love Mondays" unironically.

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Anonymous
Aug 18, 2025
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Wet floors and wet dreams both done bad

Wet floors and wet dreams both done bad

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Anonymous
Mar 05, 2026
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this dog wants out like me when small talk won’t die

this dog wants out like me when small talk won’t die

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Anonymous
Mar 29, 2026
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Me seeing the professor who knows my name at 8:58 before my 9am presentation and deciding I’m blessed

Me seeing the professor who knows my name at 8:58 before my 9am presentation and deciding I’m blessed

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Anonymous
Apr 15, 2026
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Lecture notes drafted a will before Jae's office hours

Lecture notes drafted a will before Jae's office hours

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Anonymous
Mar 24, 2026
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crowd vibrating with caffeinated chaos

crowd vibrating with caffeinated chaos

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Anonymous
Jan 20, 2026
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When Netflix says 'Are you still watching?'

When Netflix says 'Are you still watching?'

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Anonymous
Aug 18, 2025
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Is that a pizza or a therapy session?

Is that a pizza or a therapy session?

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Anonymous
Apr 16, 2025
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Smiling like your therapist isn't ghosting you.

Smiling like your therapist isn't ghosting you.

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Anonymous
Apr 24, 2025
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