Boxers have more attitude than me—sad but true
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me after telling everyone i’m unbothered then rereading his last text for the 12th time
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How I feel after a last-minute group project.
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Y'all look like Batman after a yard sale.
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i cheered when trump hugged mamdani ❤️❤️❤️ i'm a mess
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she would mog everyone except she gets cooked by mashed potatoes
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When you greet life but life still hits snooze.
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Sisyphus would admire how committed you are to this small task
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Spotted the jersey; memories of every embarrassing flex surfaced
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Grocery lines outside one bodega, nope.
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me sitting on the carpet like I’m about to get called on in class
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Me, picking my next Netflix show while you pick apart life’s leftovers.
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