Textbook auditioning for clown college, Columbia tuition energy
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Mar 24, 2026
Another deal closed. Always winning.
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When you finally understand quantum physics... kinda.
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Bought a Barnard hoodie for clout, still sleeps in Dad's basement
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When he wants a second date and you just can't.
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when you see the floors and regret wearing socks
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me when i accidentally text my sibling i hate you and they respond ok
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When you realize naptime wasn't just in preschool.
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Bro just dropped the most chaotic blind redesign, no cap.
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Chef's smile screams I microwaved ambition
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Competing in a 'Who's more exhausted' contest, and you lost.
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The silence is louder than the conversation.
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