Philosophy made simple convince a pebble to stop judging you
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Apr 08, 2026
Personality crashout: replaced by fluorescent grin.
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You're like a hiking TikTok challenge with zero followers.
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Waiting for motivation like seagulls waiting to steal fries.
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When you try to hide your problems with oversized accessories and fake smiles.
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When you spot your ex while shopping for Golden Goose kicks.
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When the stock market crashes and you're still holding.
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this is what locking in looks like swearsies
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When your boss asks for weekend work and you’re already at Boomerang.
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Me getting weirdly emotional as the group chat schedules a 2pm baby shower and a 10pm bar crawl
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Stoic dog: accept the flames, keep drinking the coffee.
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Camus nods — absurdity gets better with good lighting.
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