When you finally realize you can't start a podcast on sunbathing.
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Aug 12, 2025
Competing for the last slice of pizza like it's a corporate merger.
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Mood: solemn king, chaotic mascot, choose violence
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That kid's face looks like he just realized ice cream has calories.
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Your life goals: drink wine, ignore reality.
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You look like my FAFSA application: lost and utterly ruined.
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not me bracing for impact on a 2-foot drop
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dodge gym’s smell but make it a sentient threat
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while we’re petitioning can JJs implement a froyo bar pls
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Hair volume powered by pitch-deck hot air and panic.
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You thought this was a potluck but it’s just your personality.
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Tech bro: "Can Elphaba code in Python tho?"
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