Jerusalem or bust, said the plushie.
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Aug 14, 2025
Your vibe is like a bad Wi-Fi connection: always buffering.
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The Ferris strawberries: more reliable than Butler’s Wi-Fi
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This teal mess got main character energy, but zero drip.
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Sisyphus paused, checking the program and smirking.
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this is exactly how successful I‘d be if it wasn’t for brain rot
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So original, a condescending smirk, groundbreakin'.
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When you thought adulting was just paying rent... surprise!
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Spaghetti: the only fire sign in the kitchen.
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Midlife crisis but make it aquatic.
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Y’all tweaking on Low steps, Butler ain’t saving you.
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Why does your life look like a failed Pinterest board?
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