Cow stares like me in a dining hall line when there's no food
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Nov 02, 2025
When you realize midterms have stages like a bad relationship.
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When millennials see a rotary phone in a museum.
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Pretending to be confident in a job interview like you aren't Googling the answers.
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sleep mask serving but i’m still getting mogged by a literal dog
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Moss is living its dream: endless hydrotherapy versus no water at Dodge.
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Curiosity may have killed the cat, but you're still here, huh?
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Your expression screams 'I forgot my meds' energy.
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Lookin' like a budget fairy that missed the magic bus.
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Spaghetti Cat tweaking over its Columbia dining hall wig.
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me waking up in Carman and realizing the toilet is my only friend left
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When life gives you bad hair days, contemplate existential dread.
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