how the groom looks when the ring box contains a chew toy
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Apr 09, 2026
Racing away from NSOP friends you'll never see again.
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If only the goose could roast your outfit, right?
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straight up—why does planning a personality feel so stressful
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Wearing goggles to flex on these cafeteria haters, slay!
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me when I thought Ivy League meant Hogwarts but it’s just group projects and regret
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You really out here looking like a discount superhero on a budget.
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You call that grooming? More like a life crisis.
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“If anyone asks, I slipped. That’s my story.”
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Lining up in Butler like soldiers during finals week.
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Childhood absurdity: joyous cleanliness as miniature Camus rebellion.
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This is me agreeing to plans just to avoid awkwardness
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