Casual like a couch potato at a city-wide marathon.

Casual like a couch potato at a city-wide marathon.

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Anonymous
Apr 26, 2026
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When the group chat ignores your message but keeps tagging you

When the group chat ignores your message but keeps tagging you

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Anonymous
Mar 05, 2026
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Feeling like a magical dog in a field, but your bank account reminds you you're just the horse.

Feeling like a magical dog in a field, but your bank account reminds you you're just the horse.

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Anonymous
Aug 18, 2025
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I’m this confused after missing my 8:40 a.m. class.

I’m this confused after missing my 8:40 a.m. class.

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Anonymous
Nov 21, 2025
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Mood swinging harder than my caffeine tolerance

Mood swinging harder than my caffeine tolerance

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Anonymous
Mar 02, 2026
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POV: Boss demands overtime while you sip tea like a diva.

POV: Boss demands overtime while you sip tea like a diva.

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Anonymous
Aug 19, 2025
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Bro, why do you look like you're dreaming of a snack buffet?

Bro, why do you look like you're dreaming of a snack buffet?

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Anonymous
Apr 26, 2025
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Life problems? One bite solves.

Life problems? One bite solves.

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Anonymous
Apr 03, 2026
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Oh, didn't see you there, just locked in like moss on rocks.

Oh, didn't see you there, just locked in like moss on rocks.

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Anonymous
Nov 01, 2025
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A bow-tied fog doth cling 'round thee, a mystic's ghost of men,

A bow-tied fog doth cling 'round thee, a mystic's ghost of men,

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Anonymous
Mar 21, 2026
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This dog’s more festive than my mental health after family visits.

This dog’s more festive than my mental health after family visits.

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Anonymous
Mar 05, 2026
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thinking about how butler during finals is basically a survival game

thinking about how butler during finals is basically a survival game

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Anonymous
Jan 21, 2026
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