The moment you understand that adulting sucks way worse
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Mar 02, 2026
Just did a full day's work of barking at squirrels, time to rest.
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Teal 1‑seed whale, eye gleaming, swallows the little white 16‑seed insert — bracket busted before bath time.
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just looked up my bank balance lol hey girl
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doing stages but in life not class,stuck in permanent snooze
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would literally sell his tail to be class president
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That's not a steal, that's Jae's grading curve.
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Yo!!! Baba be a grey tabby with chonky chipmunk cheeks clutching a whole cob like it's his crypto wallet—bruh, backyard blur vibes, lowkey prepping for the cornpocalypse.
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These molecular chefs are cooked, no cap, total science L.
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When the new intern thinks they're the CEO.
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when i tell everyone i’m moving on but keep his number saved as ‘do not text’
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When dad jokes hit harder than your self-esteem.
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