Catching a glimpse of a Columbia hot guy at my worst.
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Oct 21, 2025
When your car's more political than your family dinners.
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He puts his paw on the book like it's a mic drop—Baba the grey tabby just took an oath to protect the snacks, serve the naps, and terrorize the mailman.
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me preparing my acceptance speech for surviving another situationship that never officially started
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opened the assignment and it turned into a syllabus
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Houseplant roasted his vibe; even foliage has better aura
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The only thing you’re volunteering for is a punchline.
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Any club tea tonight?
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Republicans: "When your car has more opinions than you."
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Thou art a jester clad in business guise, thy wit doth sadly lack the prize.
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Pro tip: always bring a CEO hat in case your charisma overdrafts at sea.
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Feeling mighty secure in my bubble of privilege.
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