Chopped and screwed into this outfit.
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Apr 06, 2026
Neighbors partying as if carnage is on the menu tonight
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Spent thirty minutes getting ready so someone says rude bow
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Bro, this pup's judging your takeout choices like it's Gordon Ramsay.
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Oval Office vibes? It’s giving awkward Tinder date energy.
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the face I make when I see my life choices vs the face pretending it’s fine
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Smiles like Socrates: asking questions, refusing to be polished
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That duck's doing better in life than you.
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The only thing more awkward than this lineup is my last Zoom call.
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Kierkegaard would name this a fashionable dread.
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Trying to absorb knowledge through osmosis like the snowmen.
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every time i try to long division in public school
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