Success Kid out here flexing sand like he’s the GOAT.
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Feb 24, 2026
Me after finding out attendance isn’t mandatory
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Me pretending I'm fine but the blue and red side of me is screaming.
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POV: you try to ask a question in Brian Greene’s lecture and get instantly muted
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Trevor Noah drops one offhand comment at the Grammys and suddenly I’m horizontal for the rest of the week.
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Existential dread, but with better lighting than Sartre expected.
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Bro yapping ‘I’m fine’ while tears drop.
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Armor flex, still streaming cringe from his mom's basement
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Curiosity killed the cat, but here you are, still nosy.
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This baby’s straight up ragebaiting with that serious stare!
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I once sat on a bench outside John Jay for so long, a squirrel started using me as shade. I think I need new friends.
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need whatever this lion snorts before 8am lab
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