That face you make plotting your next passive-aggressive text
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Mar 06, 2026
Plato would judge the cave, not your interior décor
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Butler Library security catching you nap during finals, type shi
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Which is shorter: his skirt or the John Jay line?
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Main character energy expired mid-shampoo.
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trying to look busy while avoiding human contact
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When your vibe is penguin-level happy but your life is still a mess.
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When your anxiety hits harder than your skincare routine
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getting unc status agad w/ those collapsed knees
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Expecting progress in Core like expecting ceiling repairs.
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Why does your stance look like you’re trying to impress a crush?
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John Jay quesadillas: Columbia's true test of inner strength.
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