when he says "let’s just see where things go" and i immediately start planning our imaginary breakup
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Apr 03, 2026
When your energy screams 'I’m trying too hard' but fails.
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When you’re just vibing and remember you forgot to eat.
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Progress is measured in minutes, not results.
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Did you just swallow a clown?
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When your plans for fun are just a distraction from existential dread.
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The girls who get it, get it — and we are not okay.
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Blinds looking like they ate at JJ’s, total gastroenteritis vibes.
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mentally checking out but still nodding like it makes sense
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me trying to give a pep talk before the snowball fight on Low Steps
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Culinary calm behind arched windows
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Embarrassing for humans: this pup out-civic'd us
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