kill me softly with these leftovers
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Apr 22, 2026
realizing there are five more sections left an hour before the deadline
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Trying to speak but your outfit's like, 'I'm the main character.'
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stacking my excuses because I can’t stack my achievements
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Bro’s aura farming in an Evenflo box, highkey pathetic.
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me when my assignment is due in 2 hours but i’m still treating the deadline like a suggestion
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The bartender's wearing heels feels like Hamilton elevators up 0.5%.
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Bagel tower aura farming like a Columbia sophomore on LinkedIn
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me waiting for the JJs lady to stop yelling at me like it’s a hostage negotiation and i’m the only one losing
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Vet visit or awkward performance review for a corporate cat
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Sublime Text: making me look like I actually know what I'm doing.
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That dog knows more about fashion than you do, sweetie.
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