me after submitting my resume at the career fair while everything behind me is on fire
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Feb 17, 2026
Me trying to act normal after listing all my flaws at once
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Zoom vision: Is it Brad Pitt, or Steve with a mullet filter?
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Dude's contemplating the heavenly leaderboard while saints spill the tea.
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At this point, the only thing more dramatic is your group chat.
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tea party really just British coping but prettier
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acting all confident knowing damn well im failing calc again
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I counted 17 tiles before I blacked out and now I can’t feel my tailbone
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This pizza’s the real ick of the party, tbh.
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I swear this is just a spontaneous bonding moment, not a minor celebrity breakdown
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Cera: 'These fans are as relentless as a Hamilton elevator.'
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it's 1am during finals and i just want cuddles
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