This isn't a battlefield; it's a therapy session for caffeine addicts.
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Nov 22, 2025
Me at 24 confessing I Venmo'd $3 for our freshman-year Bio 101 midterm key
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the emotional damage of being told ‘this isn’t your desk’ by a random in the library
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Mona Lisa's smile is the original 'I'm fine' face.
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These penguins lookin’ like they just got the ick from Columbia’s dining hall food.
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When the marching band has better choreography than your startup’s team-building retreat.
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When I’m ragebaited by a group project bot at Columbia.
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That moment Joy Villa’s dress starts spelling out words
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Freshman after hearing about another club’s info session
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That moment when saints gossip harder than your fam.
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me after saying "just one more video" during a study break
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me after submitting my resume at the career fair while everything behind me is on fire
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