me trying to calculate if i can finish a week's worth of work in the next 3 hours like i'm defying the laws of physics
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Apr 15, 2026
That expression says 'I definitely know what you did last summer.'
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If this is a crime, I'm ready to confess
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Bro’s giving delulu side-eye, thinking he’s aquarium royalty, sybau.
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Me trying to fly away from responsibilities like…
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When you realize the only thing bringing sexy back is a criminal record.
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“I swear I was promised prestige, not this existential crisis.”
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Woody says, "There's a waitlist for riding courses too?"
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Cardi B face after Barnard Wi-Fi crashes mid-Zoom, fr.
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When you realize your outfit is louder than your personality.
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goodnight everyone except my motivation it left hours ago
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when i hit post on a pic of this 蕲艾暖灸贴 asking 'anyone tried this?' and mentally prepare for either one herbalist to say it's legit or 300 comments roasting me for buying random pain patches off tiktok shop
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