Refused to babysit my ego and awkwardly rediscovered humility
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Apr 08, 2026
Tiny nose, endless disdain — certified chopped cheese
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They doin’ a full air show for TIE-FIRST?! Bro, BE SERIOUS!
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Canon event: seeing your ex succeed and you're gloriously finished
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When CULPA reviews go horribly wrong, it’s a Butler camping disaster.
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Bro, Michael’s face is straight delulu over a paper crisis.
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When your suit says ‘I mean business’ but your hair says ‘I just woke up.’
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Snowman out here looking chopped, still slaying the block.
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Core Curriculum: where broad learning means waiting for your major.
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me turning to page 2 of the rubric at 11:57 pm and seeing a 500-word reflection, an annotated bibliography, and a 12-slide deck all due at 11:59
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Socratic stare: asking why your coffee couldn't have been better
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The clown's just trying to have fun while the cat's serving looks.
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