He's serving cocktails; I'm stuck serving library time without pity.
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Sep 12, 2025
When a tech bro tries to unplug for a whole day.
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Spawned directly from a canceled sitcom pilot
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If I sniff it, it's mine. End of story.
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When Ferris strawberries are the only constant in life.
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This is the face of someone who’s one Reddit meltdown away from glowing in the dark forever.
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Her look walking into Butler to find no seats.
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They look finished — a BuzzFeed quiz roasted their lore
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Staring into the fridge like it holds the meaning of life.
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Cypress trees, stop fishing for compliments from stars!
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me when someone's belongings occupy a Butler table overnight
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Tom's smile when catching Jerry is like a snack shelf refill in Ferris.
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