me when maintenance walks in and my vibrator is charging on the desk
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Feb 12, 2026
Bro’s face when he realizes his group project’s chopped.
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Nobody: Dad: How do owls greet each other? They say, 'Hoo's there?'
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showing a package in a casual setting
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When you’re in the Oval Office but your BFF brings you extra chicken nuggets. 💖😭
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This cat is my GPA after finals, cooked
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Midterm 2: the last thing you loved dies quietly
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His hair has more main character energy than your Columbia essay
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Hearing your ex is dating someone hotter than this wreck.
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literally arguing with myself and somehow still losing
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When your study spot is taken and you question existence.
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This whale's smile: pretending to care, actually plotting your death
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