Thinking about all the chances I blew because I was lazy.
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Mar 01, 2026
Inner me reminding how socially awkward I actually am
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When Core Curriculum nostalgia hits during chess boxing.
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When a finance bro realizes money can't buy happiness, but tries anyway.
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Columbia newsletter flexing like it didn't just steal my money
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Cat’s lore? Just knocked over Butler Library’s rarest book.
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that face when you remember your mic was never muted rip
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When you're trying to be hip but look like a meme.
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Me realizing my emotional baggage has better wingspan than I do.
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This penguin is my thesis advisor whispering 'you're cooked'.
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Siu-ing on stage after another stat-farming season. Bottle job, no cap.
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Jet2 holiday energy: sunburned, broke, crying in Duty-Free.
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