In Q4, we don’t just eat—we 10x every bite. Agree?
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Apr 30, 2026
New plan: trade water for a Hamilton elevator upgrade.
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Kierkegaard nods to irony; the angst feels legitimate.
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When you pretend to care, but you're just scrolling memes.
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Hello Kitty cupcake? Straight up a sad dessert bot.
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When they said be curious, I don’t think they meant like this, but here we are.
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Nietzsche called; he wanted his affirmation back.
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The only way to ride out midterms is with both paws up
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Smells someone aura farming from across the quad
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Pretending to get deep thoughts but really just thinking about snacks.
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getting blindsided during office hours like he's finished
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trying to reject gender norms but the therapist clocked it
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