Cat spawned in to judge me like a Barnard RA.
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Feb 24, 2026
quietly spiraling after realizing i just made a scene over the wrong commencement location
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When the group project hits you harder than your last breakup.
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The Hamilton elevator is a metaphor for Columbia's waitlists, going nowhere.
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When you wanna save your best friend but life’s just lol no.
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Miley's leggings: like trying to find Hamilton Elevators working.
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When you bring the heat but your talent is still frozen.
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“I swear I’m having fun, I just can’t move my arms”
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Dinosaurs only dress this cool for Bacchanal, right?
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When you eavesdrop harder than a reality TV producer.
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Bro, you cooked staring at that nonexistent treat.
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This image is a situationship: promises content, delivers crickets
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