Dinosaur visiting Barnard Liz's coffee for survival.
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Sep 14, 2025
Acting like life’s together, but chaos is my roommate
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Shrek's new startup pitch: "SwampCoin for trolls!"
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Smile like an NPC forced to eat JJ's gastro special.
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Phone's on 1%, brain's on 0% and still gotta probe Proxima Centauri.
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Sand: 'Stepped on more than his self-worth'
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sorry, did you say something? i only respond to trauma
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The Hamilton elevator when you push 'up'.
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Bro's more of a sage than you are at 3 AM decisions.
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Stuck with the friend who thinks they're always right.
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Pretending to smile because therapy is expensive.
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deadass the ultimate fifth wheel formation
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