Hamilton's elevator when you only press it once
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Sep 12, 2025
That goat's pondering if it's too late to join the circus.
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POV: Your startup pitch is 99% buzzwords.
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When your boss gives you 'extra' responsibilities.
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When Ham elevator thinks it's an upward catwalk audition.
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When your glow up needs a nap.
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When you sit like that, I question your life choices.
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Small victories in sand, vast defeats in meaning
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Trying to impress but flopping harder than that couple.
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Stillness level: Columbia student during midterms.
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me entering Barnard identity war, undefeated.
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When Columbia budget meetings look at your dorm funds
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