Louis Vuitton bag screaming 'I’m garbage' on the runway.
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Feb 26, 2026
why is the dumbest thing always the funniest at 2am
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Trying to get the latest gossip like you're Sherlock but only finding crumbs.
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Skipper got that ‘Columbia lecture confused me’ energy.
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when your sleep mask does more for you than therapy
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Diana soup, the secret therapy in a bowl.
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chat, spawn killed by responsibility again nap time
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C'mon, that umbrella’s basically a wet napkin in a flood!
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Waiting for a Hamilton elevator: the true waitlist experience.
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me opening the rubric at 11:58 pm and realizing the '2 page summary' is part 1 of 5 and i still owe a 12-slide deck, 3 charts, and an mla works cited due at 11:59
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Sunlight sipping tea, delivering Columbia alumni-level judgment
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My mans is the human embodiment of a Columbia fire alarm.
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