wish I was as unbothered by my problems as these damn scones
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Mar 28, 2026
That couple's convo is more boring than a Zoom lecture.
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That smile is bright enough to blind a bat; chill!
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And how does it feel, using nature as an emotional escape hatch?
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me opening the assignment pdf at 11:56pm (due at 11:59) and seeing there are sections b-f worth 60% and i've only written the title for section a
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Plotting my villain arc after one group project
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it's 2am during finals week and i'm asking for a cuddle
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me and my friend acting unbothered while sending each other screenshots of his new girl
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my villain origin story SET at 2 am sitting like this each week
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little crown for guessing my password in ONLY six trials
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When you realize this corgi has more charisma than you ever will.
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When Bacchanal surprises you by coming through any exit, even ceilings.
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