Trying to elude a waitlist by reshaping my cape as wings.
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Sep 18, 2025
Tweak mode: saw my ex, legally spiraled
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McLovin looking like your TA who barely passed.
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pretty sure this creature is on its fourth personality shift
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USC logo flexing like it’s not just mid-tier brain rot.
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Wondering if the Hamilton elevator plans to work today.
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Bow ties and bread knives
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that look we share treating Thursday like it’s Friday
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that is the dangerously enthusiastic energy of email chains
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Bossing life when you can't even manage your plant.
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You look like you peeked at the neighbor's BBQ invite.
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He carries that stick like it's his Columbia acceptance letter, delulu.
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