how is a cartoon MOGGING my whole linkedin energy that easily
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Apr 04, 2026
the ick is politer when your serotonin’s gone that flaky
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The only time you’ll see this much joy on campus is during a snow day
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A Socratic yawn: questioning existence, interrupting the nap.
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When Bacchanal headliner drops and I gotta Google them.
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Easy, legend—this reads like matchday 18.
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"Happy Hippie" or "John Jay sushi?" Equally confusing.
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when the 'optional info session' becomes mandatory at the bottom: free pizza
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When you meet a Columbia hot guy, but you’re in shock.
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One tub or two? Alright, I’m doomed either way.
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Jimmy Kimmel promising Oscars hosting for a Melania nomination.
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me checking if i locked the door but i live alone
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