The Hamilton elevator when you push 'up'.
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Sep 11, 2025
Congrats, you’re the adult in an adult daycare.
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Bet he’s the guy who deletes texts, calls it emotional labor
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Jake is my GPA after spring break
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Giving presentations like it's a Shakespeare audition.
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Tech bro's face when WiFi goes down for 5 minutes.
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that manic panic crust left on your face the week after midterms
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When the WiFi dies and peace is ruined.
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Is your hair defying gravity or common sense?
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When your pet leaves again but you gotta play it cool
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When you're trying to eavesdrop but you only hear your own bad choices.
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Double chin flexing harder than your ex's ego
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