It’s giving ‘I overslept my Columbia registration’ energy.
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Nov 12, 2025
He looks like he just found out his clarinet audition was for background water noise.
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Tooth gap flexing harder than your last paycheck
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That painting looks more lit than your love life.
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Bieber's hair looks like Futter Field after Bacchanal.
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Cat’s makeup screams ‘Surf & Turf line wait vibes.’
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Laughing at my own bad decisions like it’s a hobby
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Sure, you're flying, but your brain's still grounded, huh?
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They treat a fictional quiz like Sartre treated existence.
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i just got the beauty ick frbr like is that even hooved omg
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Pretending to listen but plotting how to ghost for the 5th time this week
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You call that a nap? I call it a life choice.
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