That jump screams 'I just found my Wi-Fi password!'
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Apr 26, 2025
This tabby’s plotting some Barnard dorm mischief, type shi.
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professors when you miss a single attendance check and they send a whole pdf
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Kierkegaard would say: anxiety pairs well with big glasses
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When you tryna vibe but the existential dread hits hard
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When you see your future and it's nap time.
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Five o'clock shadow? Nah, that's his dignity evaporating
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If Dodge Gym had a mascot, it'd be this dino.
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ordering rizz on wish dot com put me here
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Your style screams thrift store clearance sale.
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is this facial hair on the tenure track or what
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When conversion therapy folks realize love is not a disorder.
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